Whatever's In There Is Smiling

24,95 €

ColorBlack

Size Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The tee laid flat, with the three measurements marked on it: A down the length, B across the width, C along the sleeve.

Size	A Length	B Width	C Sleeve length
S	71 cm / 28"	46 cm / 18"	43 cm / 16.8"
M	74 cm / 29"	51 cm / 20"	45 cm / 17.9"
L	76 cm / 30"	56 cm / 22"	49 cm / 19.1"
XL	79 cm / 31"	61 cm / 24"	52 cm / 20.4"
2XL	81 cm / 32"	66 cm / 26"	55 cm / 21.6"
3XL	84 cm / 33"	71 cm / 28"	58 cm / 22.8"

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The story

Everyone's got something zipped shut. This one still seems to smile — but don't trust it. It's only reminding you it's still there.

The tee

100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz (153 g/m²); heathered shades blend in some polyester and keep at least 35% cotton. Tubular knit, no side seams, quarter-turned so nothing creases down the front. Unisex cut, tearaway label. (Nothing left to scratch at.)

The garments come from established North American and European apparel brands, and every tee is printed to order in Europe or North America, at whichever facility is closest to you.

Printed one at a time, direct to garment (DTG) — the ink sits in the fibre instead of on top of it, so the print stays flexible and won't crack. Best care: cold wash, inside out.